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ABOUT BRANDON SCOTT
Brandon Scott Master of Disguises in English-Spanish or Foreign Gibberish

Only you and your event organizer knows the secret of the mystery man.
Its like a wonderful April Fools Surprise!


Brandon Scott  Comedy Pretender Corporate Put on's
(Available solo or with a companion posing as a wife, secretary,etc)

The Great Pretender, Master of Disguises, is invited as a special guest to your event. Upon meeting all the guests, he credibly converses about his occupation, or new position in your company or family. In a very deliberate and almost unperceivable way, his interaction with everyone becomes humorously "questionable" and "unlike" his apparent occupation. This may involve suggestions of bogus new tactics the company will be implementing, surrounded by surprising feats of prestidigitation.Each "SPOOF" guest appearance charms and intrigues guests during the course of the event.The evening culminates into a brief keynote speaker presentation that just goes over the top of believability . At this point the audience suddenly is let in on the spoof. Magically transforming himself into the Center Stage Entertainer; rounding of the evening with unforgettable comedy and magic.In on e scenario, for a major bank; Brandon showed up as the new Vice President of Bank of America,to present their new, thumbprint-checking system. Announcing that the entire Bank system will be changing to having clients tattoo there check number on their thumbs.At a studio executives vip party taking place in a private castle, Brandon posed as the Count of Marpovia, entertaining guest with seemingly credible stories about the history of his castle and his country

For a new Ford car promotion Brandon went in to meet all the regional managers, supposedly as the new director of marketing. Proposing bogus changes to publicity and then test driving the latest model, ” blindfolded".For a major video duplication outfit. Brandon went in as a scientist to demonstrate his new invention on packaging and duplication. This involved a magic prop that looked like a high tech machine. You drop one tape in it and dozens of tapes pop out the other end for the managers of a food store, Brandon, the Great Imposter, gave a lecture on Decorum. Suggesting paper bag boys, carry the groceries out to the car, and then, for good customer relations, do a lube job and rotate the tires. He also proposed implementing that all employees wear beanies and Groucho glasses.

At an important city function, Brandon showed up as the King of a small island, speaking in a totally incomprehensible language, yet totally entertaining everyone.As Head of the Medical Society of Mexico, Brandon made a presentation at a world congress of medicine . He introduced the new cure to cancer, chopped guacamole.At an investors banquet, Brandon with an imposter wife, had dinner with the entire guest, suddenly breaking out into a full "choreographed" fight with her, much to the gasps of all-present.At the Santa Monica Chamber of Commerce he was awarded a new position as public relations director. During his speech, Brandon proceeded to encourage all present to allow clients to multi-task at their store. Thus people could for example; do push-ups and yoga while waiting in a bank line or bring musical instruments to the post office.

In most cases, at the end of the event, the guests are let in on the joke and Brandon performs one of his supreme center stage Comedy and Magic Shows, solo or with the Lady companion or team of characters that put on the spoof for you and your guests.

Pick on of the  " EXPERT IMPOSTER PERSONALITIES" from the left column

Available for you event !
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The PRETENDERS

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FOREIGN DIPLOMAT

DIRECTOR OF DECORUM

FOREST  RANGER

GOURME COOK

MARTIAL ARTS INSTRUCTOR

          PSHYCHIC INVESTIGATOR

ARCHEOCOSMOLOGINST

FILM CRITIC

VIDEOGRAPHER

COMIC BOOK CHARACTER

AMIMAL RESCUER

MASSAGE THERAPIST

LIMO DRIVER

SPANISH RADIO DJ

TIMEOLOGIST

BAND LEADER

IMPOSTER

RING MASTER

MARIACHI

TAROT READER

SCHOOL TEACHER

GAME SHOW HOST

MESSENGER

DIJIRIDU FENG SHUI

GUINNI WISH GRANTER

AD AGENT

GRAPHIC DESIGNER

MARKETING COUSULTANT

BILINGUAL TRANSLATOR

SECURITY

BOARD MEMBER

FINANCIAL CONSULTANT

ENTREPENUER

WRITER

TELEVISION PERSONALITY

CELEBRITY SPOKSMAN

GAME SHOW HOST

NETWORK NEWSCASTER

REINASSANCE MAN
PIRATE
HYNOTIST
WIZARD

ZOO KEEPER

CITY OFICIAL

NETWORK PROGRAMER

SLAES MANAGER

TIME TRAVELER

MECICAL ADVISER

FUNDRAISER

PEACE AMBASSADOR

TALK SHOW HOST

CONCEPT INTERPRETER

CORPORATE NEGOTIATOR

ELF

LEAPRACHON
ALIEN
UFO INVESTIGATOR

CONSTABLE

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